And, ladies and gentlemen buckle up your seatbelts and get ready for a ride of hilariousness! "Cocaine Bear" is an awesome ride, in more different ways. The movie takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a funny horror comedy that will have you laughing, scratching your head, and thinking about the choices made by bears and drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear
As soon as we meet the glamorous Andrew C Thornton, played magnificently by Matthew Rhys, you know there's going be a wild experience. He's an smuggler that has style elegance, grace and a talent for throwing his cargo in the most unfortunate spots. He didn't realize at the time he'd unbeknownst to himself create the mythology of the century, known as "Cocaine Bear!"
Now, forget what you believe you know about bears, and their preference for food. The movie takes an obscene approach and suggests that when bears are addicted to cocaine, they aren't just partying, they are bloodthirsty! Don't be a fool, Godzilla you've got a new King in town and the bear has a tendency to consume powdered substances.
Our cast of characters, such as the corrupt police that aren't paying attention, criminals in a state of utter chaos, or the innocent bystanders who were unable to get to the outside of a newspaper bag is sure to keep you laughing. Their collective incompetence is truly an eye-opener. If you're ever trying to find a laugh and a laugh, imagine Detective Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell as they try to solve the mystery without accidentally shooting one another.
Don't forget to mention our courageous adventurers Olaf as well as Elsa. These aren't the Olaf and Elsa of "Frozen." The two hikers come across an abundant supply of Colombian goodies, and prior to when you say "Bearzilla," they become to be the primary target (blog post) of Cocaine Bear's insatiable hunger. It's true, who really needs an Disney princess when there's one of the most snorting and aggressive bears roaming around?
This film achieves the ideal blend of comedy and terror which makes you laugh at in one scene, and then clutching your popcorn with fear the next. Its body count grows faster than that of the hairs you've been putting on, and you'll be cheering on each loss with uncontrollable pleasure. It's the same as watching a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper.
In the meantime, let's chat about the showdown that will be a climactic one. Imagine this: a waterfall with a roaring stream in the background. our brave family consisting of Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry waiting to battle The Cocaine Bear. It's an epic war for long ages that includes an explosion, the roar of a bear and enough white powder to beat Tony Montana to shame. As you are about to think it's over and gone, there's an explosive cocaine explosion! This is a tale of a return to legendary proportions.
Yes "Cocaine Bear" may have its flaws. The editing can be as chaotic as a caffeinated squirrel and leaves you scratching your brain and questioning whether the film reel actually served as scratching pole. It's not a problem, viewers, because the bear's CGI truly tops the pack. The bear has the power to steal the show even though they appeared to feel a bit sated their own.
This film is a concoction of tension, double-crossings and unanticipated bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. And as the credits roll before you depart the theater with a smile in your eyes, think of that reviewer's last advice: You should not feed bears anything. in particular, drugs or fellow hikers. You can be sure that this won't be a good thing for everyone involved.
Grab your popcorn, buckle in, to get lost in an enthralling world "Cocaine Bear." The film is an unforgettable experience that will have you in stitches, pondering the true significance of bears and their secret party-potential.